Talk dirty to us!

111 Chamberlayne Road, London, NW10 3NS

Opening Hours:

Tues–Sat: 9.30am–6.00pm

Sun & Mon: Booked by appointment (fancy, we know)

We’re right where you need us.

Just off the high street—easy to spot, especially after a good romp on Hampstead Heath or the local parks.

Pop in muddy, come out magnificent.

Dog grooming that doesn’t feel like a gamble.

We’re a grooming space that puts dogs first and humans at ease. Whether you're a parent, a professional, or just someone who’s deeply emotionally attached to their dog (we get it), we’ve got your back.

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Because great grooming isn’t about bows and bubbles; it’s about getting it right.

We call it the ‘talk dirty to me’ experience.

Doing dogs (and bathrooms) a massive favour.

Come for the groom. Stay for the vibes.

Because great grooming isn’t about bows and bubbles; it’s about getting it right. We call it the ‘talk dirty to me’ experience. Doing dogs (and bathrooms) a massive favour. Come for the groom. Stay for the vibes.