We don’t just do dog washes. We deliver the full shebang: loving hands, pro-trained groomers, non-toxic everything, and a space designed for wagging, not waiting.

We take standards seriously (yep, we’re members of the Pet Industry Federation and the Dog Groomers Association). But we don’t just meet the bar, we raise it. Every single day.

Because if your dog’s basically your child (just a bit hairier and way smellier), you’re exactly where you need to be.

Great value. No fluff.
(Except the kind we wash.)

  • The Full Monty: A big scrub-up groom

    Your dog’s about to get the works.

    From scruffy to strut-worthy.

    Prices are based on the breed and size starting at £68 - Details below

    Subscriptions available. Details below.

  • The Quickie: Wash, dry and tidy

    Perfect for keeping things fresh between full grooms.

    Short, sweet, and straight to the point. Just how they like it.

    Prices are based on the breed and size starting at £64

  • The Blow & Go: Just a wash & blow dry

    A great option if you don’t like to DIY - no judgement from us!

    Ideal post-park, pre-party, or anytime they’re a bit too whiffy to cuddle.

    Price is £35 because we use amazing products and spend the time to make it perfect. (might be a little more if you're big and fury! But we’ll always confirm first)

  • Hand Stripping: Old School Grooming Done Right

    Some coats don’t want clippers; they want the royal treatment.

    Just as nature intended.

    Prices start at £75 for a small dog depending on coat condition and rise to approximately £220 for a large dog as they may require two groomers.

  • The Dirty Dog Puppy Love

    We believe the best-behaved dogs at the groomers are the ones who’ve been shown, gently and playfully, that it’s nothing to fear.

    From wobbly paws to full-on fabulous.

    Each puppy session is £50

    Or grab the full journey (all 3 stages Puppy Package) for £130 and save a little for treats, but more importantly, because confidence looks good on them.

  • The Flea Funeral

    This Sunday/Monday-only service is designed to evict bugs and protect the rest of our furry clientele.

    POA

  • The DIY Dirty Dog Wash

    For when your pup needs a wash but your bathroom doesn’t.

    One off sessions are £15 or subscribe for discounts

    The Dirty Regular - 2/month (£10 each)
    The Dirty Habit - 4/month (£9 each)
    The Dirty Obsession - 8/month (£8.50 each)

  • Teeth: The Deep Clean

    Ultrasonic Teeth Cleaning: This is deep dental care without the scary stuff by a groomer who’s been trained, certified and knows what they’re doing.

    £50 per session

  • Teeth: The Brush and Go

    We use a gentle brush and special dog toothpaste to freshen up their smile.

    £20 added to a groom only.

  • The Pawdicure Clip

    Nail Trim: just call ahead so we can make sure a groomer’s free or swing by to check availability.

    £10 with Subscription | £15 without

  • The Ear Clear

    Ear Cleaning: Mud, wax, or mystery goop? Available without a full groom.

    £15

  • The Blueberry Buff

    Blueberry Facial: Bright-Eyed & Bushy-Tailed.

    £16 with a groom or wash

  • The Tangle Tamer

    Dematting: We’ll assess it pre-groom and let you know what’s needed. Price depends on how tangled things are.

    Starting from £15

  • The Sniff & Strut Shield

    Paw & Nose Balm: Dry paws or cracked noses? This rich, lick-safe natural balm soothes and protects dry paws and snoots.

    £8 with a wash or groom

  • The Bug-Off

    Tick Removal : Spotted a tick? No time for the vet? We can help. We’ll evict it—safely and properly.

    £10

Register and book today!

Check out whats included in each service.

Grooming price detail

We’ll always confirm before we start.

The Full Monty: A big scrub-up groom

Small: (Up to 5lbs / 6.8kg)
aka Chihuahua, Teacups, Dachshund, Shih Tzu, French Bulldog, Miniature Schnauzer.

Smooth starting from £68

Furry babies starting from £88

Medium: (16 - 40lbs / 7.3 - 18.1kg)
aka Beagle, Cocker Spaniel, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Bulldog

Smooth starting from £82

Furry babies starting from £102

Large: (41 - 90lbs / 18.6 - 40.8kg)
aka Labrador Retriever, Boxer, Golden Retriever, Rottweiler

Smooth starting from £92

Furry babies starting from £122

X Large: (91lbs / 41kg above)
aka Great Dane, Saint Bernard, Mastiff, Newfoundland

Smooth starting from £140

Furry babies starting from £160

Visit our grooming and puppy pages for more information on what’s included!

Subscriptions

Take a 12-month subscription,
paid monthly, and we’ll give back!

Groom every 4 weeks

or

Groom every 6-8 weeks

The Dirty Regular DIY Wash included + Priority booking

First dibs on holiday slots & cancellation list

Discount on additional nails

10% off other services

Puppy Package

Grab all 3 stages Puppy Package for £130 and save a little for treats, but more importantly, because confidence looks good on them.