DIY dog wash. Zero clean-up. Maximum smug.

Because your bathroom deserves better.

The DIY Dirty Dog Wash

Clean dog. Clean home. No soggy bathroom drama.


For when your pup needs a wash but your bathroom doesn’t.
Our self-service station gives you everything you need to scrub and rinse like a pro (without the price tag). It’s your wash, your way. And the mess? That stays with us.

What’s included:

  • Raised, so no back ach with steps up

  • Leash clip so they stay put mid-splash

  • Warm water sprayer

  • Pawdinary natural shampoos & conditioners

  • Towels, brushes, aprons, we’ve got it all 

  • Full disinfect between every pup

Book ahead for your 30min session or rock up and hope for a gap.

Don’t fancy doing it yourself? No worries! Book our ‘Blow and Go’

“Perfect for muddy adventures, in-between grooms, or last-minute sofa cuddles. Fast. Easy. Super satisfying.
(And did we mention? Your dog walks out clean. Your house stays clean. You get the glory.)
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Single use or Subscriptions for more regular users!

Single Use: Price: From £20 per wash depending on the size fo the dog

Includes:

  • High-quality organic shampoo & conditioner by Pawdinary

  • Aprons

  • Towels

  • 30 minutes of private time to wash and relax

Subscriptions:

The Dirty Regular. 

Price: From £36/month (£18 each)
Includes:

  • 2 self-wash sessions/month (Extra washes at £18 each)

  • One bag of our Salmon fish treats your first month to nourish their coats!

  • Birthday wash freebie

The Dirty Habit.

Price: From £64/month (£16 each)
Includes:

  • 4 self-wash sessions/month or 1 per week (Extra washes at £16 each)

  • 1 roll-over allowed/month (e.g. 3 in one month, 5 in the next)

  • One bag of our Salmon fish treats per month to nourish their coats!

  • Birthday wash freebie

The Dirty Obsession.

Price: From £112/month (£14 each)
Includes:

  • Up to 8 self-wash sessions/month or 2 per week (Extra washes at £14 each)

  • 1 roll-over allowed/month (e.g. 7 in one month, 9 in the next)

  • One bag of our Salmon fish treats per month to nourish their coats!

  • Birthday wash freebie

Few things to know

  • You’re the boss during bath time. While we provide the tools and towels, you’re in charge of your dog while using our DIY spa. For safety reasons, all self-wash sessions are owner-supervised and at your own risk.

  • Time caps: All sessions = 30 minutes max

  • Booking recommended

  • Non-transferable: One dog per membership

  • No-show policy: Missed bookings count as used

  • Fair use clause: We reserve the right to cancel if usage is excessive