Interruptions are punishable by death stare.
This tee is for the guardians of peace, the defenders of dreamtime, the ones who know better than to wake a perfectly snoozing pup.
Whether your dog’s in full loaf, belly-up bliss, or curled in a blanket burrito — this shirt says it so you don’t have to.
Worn by people who value sleep, boundaries, and good taste in company.
🐾 Ethically printed in the UK
🐾 Ideal for introverts, hangovers & sofa loyalists
🐾 £24 flat — no fluff, no fuss
🐾 Limited edition — like a solid 3-hour nap
Because the only acceptable disturbance...
is the sound of snacks.
Interruptions are punishable by death stare.
This tee is for the guardians of peace, the defenders of dreamtime, the ones who know better than to wake a perfectly snoozing pup.
Whether your dog’s in full loaf, belly-up bliss, or curled in a blanket burrito — this shirt says it so you don’t have to.
Worn by people who value sleep, boundaries, and good taste in company.
🐾 Ethically printed in the UK
🐾 Ideal for introverts, hangovers & sofa loyalists
🐾 £24 flat — no fluff, no fuss
🐾 Limited edition — like a solid 3-hour nap
Because the only acceptable disturbance...
is the sound of snacks.
